Stop everything! Our tireless political globetrotter and champion of simplicity (when it suits him) has once again gifted us with one of those odysseys that even Homer wouldn’t have dared to imagine.
It turns out that the good Gerardo Fernández Noroña had to face the true dragons of the 21st century: airline logistics. On his way to Culiacán, the legislator found himself embroiled in a drama of Shakespearean proportions, having to abandon the exclusivity of Premier class to take refuge in the emergency exit.
He himself describes it as a true act of juggling. Just imagine the sacrifice of stretching your legs with a few extra centimeters of space while processing the profound injustice of not receiving the attention of the upper class. What a paradox of fate!
For Noroña, this journey is simply absurd. It’s heartbreaking to see our representatives suffer the blows of civil aviation, demonstrating that the fight for transformation is also waged amidst reclining seats and the anxiety of not knowing if the peanuts will be salted or Japanese.
From the El Mal Tono newsroom, we send you a warm and supportive hug. We hope that the trauma of traveling in the emergency exit row doesn’t prevent you from continuing to defend the people with that fervor that only comes after a forced landing in the real world of mortals.
Will our hero manage to regain his status on the next flight, or will he remain condemned to the spacious aisles of economy class? We’ll keep you updated before they close the plane door.
Source: elmaltono
